I LOVE NAPKINS

Yes, told you it was superficial. It's no lie. I love napkins. Yes, Martha Stewart would frown that I don't always use cloth napkins at my table, but nothing spruces up a dinner like a cute napkin. Maybe I'm the only one who appreciates that, and that's ok. :) I also love napkins because, of course, they are useful. I hate getting my hands dirty when I eat. My brothers make fun of me for eating my pizza with a knife and a work. It's just the way it is.
I'm often accused of taking way too many napkins at cafe's and coffee shops. I hate those coffee places that make you feel guilty for taking one more than napkin. "Save a tree, take only one of me." I'm all for saving the environment, but come on, don't make me feel bad about my bad habit of using way too many napkins.
I realized the other day. I really do love napkins.